Flower, 24, INFP, Hufflepuff, Taurus.
Drawing, reading, writing. Multi-fandom + anything that makes me laugh (which includes almost everything).
This tumblr is a mess, just like me, so I hope you like it, because it's just as weird as I am.
The only thing that I can tell you is, beware. You have been warned. Good luck. >:)
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this movie was a cinematic masterpiece
This set of phot
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Submit a postDirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
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Submit a postgoing from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
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Submit a postDamn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn’t be completed in 1,000 years?
they want to see the fall of the monarchy
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Submit a posthey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
This is hilarious
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Submit a postI’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet
Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s
This cat just told a bad pun.
I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole
Pallas’ Cats (Otocolobus manul) also known as Manul are an absolute treasure.
Native Habitat:
They are either:
Fearsomely Goofy
or
Goofily Fearsome.
I can’t decide.
Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
two-thirtyy Answer:
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
Submit a postsay what you want about reddit but the fact it lets you sort by controversial so you can see people fighting each other is a perfect feature
Submit a postYou people keep making “By Talos this can’t be happening jokes” as if you think you’re gonna be anywhere near as funny as the original post
None of you can ever hope to be as funny as this
By Talos this can’t be happening
Thesis: My post
Antithesis: This reply
Submit a postdiversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman
